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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “For too long, weak-on-fun Democrats have prevented our country from exercising this beloved tradition of murdering for enjoyment,” said acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, claiming […]\n\nThe post DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment"
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