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  "textContent": "A humanoid robot in Beijing finished a half marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds, about almost seven minutes faster than the human world record. What do you think?\n\nThe post Humanoid Robot Beats Human Half-Marathon Record appeared first on The Onion.",
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