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    "‘Michael’ Criticized For Depicting Neverland Ranch With Cooler Rides Than It Actually Had",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—Denouncing what they called a “sickening” misrepresentation of the facts, critics of a new Michael Jackson biopic argued Monday that the movie brazenly depicted Neverland Ranch with way cooler rides than it actually had. “Michael is a shameless whitewashing of ride options that frankly were no better than what you’d encounter at a ramshackle roadside […]\n\nThe post ‘Michael’ Criticized For Depicting Neverland Ranch With Cooler Rides Than It Actually Had appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "‘Michael’ Criticized For Depicting Neverland Ranch With Cooler Rides Than It Actually Had"
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