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    "Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs",
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  "textContent": "NEW YORK—Following a scene in which numerous high-profile attendees were observed violently clawing at their own skin, officials at Madison Square Garden acknowledged Wednesday that a severe bedbug outbreak was spread throughout Knicks’ celebrity row by actor Michael Rapaport during the evening’s game. Witnesses reported that Rapaport arrived visibly disheveled, repeatedly raking his fingernails across clusters […]\n\nThe post Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs"
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