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  "textContent": "Getting a haircut you truly love can be a challenge. The Onion shares tips for getting better haircuts. Be as specific as possible when describing which Zootopia character you want to look like. Tell your stylist what you want and, more importantly, what you’re willing to do to their family if you don’t get it. […]\n\nThe post Tips For Getting Better Haircuts appeared first on The Onion.",
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