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    "Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday, delivering a big fuck-you to all the Americans who gassed up their vehicles yesterday. “Nobody was hit harder than the suckers who filled their tanks mere hours before the ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon caused the […]\n\nThe post Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday"
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