U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia

WASHINGTON—In a major new agreement expected to provide the United States with unprecedented market access to the island nation, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he had finalized a long-anticipated trade deal with Pedotopia. Despite years of tension between the two leaders, Trump smiled and gave a thumbs-up as he shook hands with Prime Minister […] The post U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia appeared first on The Onion.