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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—In a surprising collective announcement that left the American public hugging and crying tears of joy, the nation’s women declared Wednesday that they were pregnant, confirming en masse that “it’s yours.” “Our little blessing is due in October,” the chorus of approximately 78 million women of reproductive age said in perfect unison, each gently placing a […]\n\nThe post Nation’s Women: ‘We’re Pregnant!’ appeared first on The Onion.",
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