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  "publishedAt": "2026-04-10T15:46:55.000Z",
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    "Vol 62: Issue 14",
    "Pros And Cons Of Phone-Free Concerts",
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  "textContent": "More artists are banning phones at their shows. The Onion examines the pros and cons of phone-free concerts. PRO Phone finally gets some alone time Get to give full attention to jumbotron screen Brings back thousands of professional bootlegger jobs Plenty of other ways to make not-invited friend feel excluded Need both hands for Nintendo […]\n\nThe post Pros And Cons Of Phone-Free Concerts appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Pros And Cons Of Phone-Free Concerts"
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