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  "textContent": "A new study revealed that sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, painkillers, and other substances, with such contaminants increasingly found in tourism-driven marine environments. What do you think?\n\nThe post Cocaine, Caffeine Detected In Sharks appeared first on The Onion.",
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