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  "textContent": "Following their historic moon flyby, the Artemis II crew will return to Earth on Friday. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind the lunar mission. 15 mph Speed limit in moon zone 49 million Fewer streams than a British guy playing League Of Legends 4 Times mission specialist Jeremy Hansen has suggested […]\n\nThe post NASA’s Artemis II Mission By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.",
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