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    "Blue Origin To Increase Space Tourism By Launching World’s Largest Ball Of Twine Into Orbit",
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  "textContent": "KENT, WA—In an effort to attract new customers by generating more enthusiasm for space tourism among the general populace, civilian spaceflight operator Blue Origin confirmed Friday it had launched the world’s largest ball of twine into orbit around the Earth. “Many people who find the idea of space travel exciting are disappointed once they realize […]\n\nThe post Blue Origin To Increase Space Tourism By Launching World’s Largest Ball Of Twine Into Orbit appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Blue Origin To Increase Space Tourism By Launching World’s Largest Ball Of Twine Into Orbit"
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