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  "textContent": "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is urging the White House to ditch traditional Easter eggs in favor of decorated potatoes at its annual egg-rolling event, arguing it would benefit both chickens and constituents’ wallets. What do you think?\n\nThe post PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll appeared first on The Onion.",
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