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  "path": "/hospital-decides-cancer-sniffing-leopard-more-trouble-than-its-worth/",
  "publishedAt": "2026-03-31T13:00:00.000Z",
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    "Vol 62: Issue 13",
    "Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth",
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  "textContent": "CLEVELAND—Saying the costs had begun to outweigh the benefits, administrators at the Cleveland Clinic confirmed Tuesday that they had decided to discontinue their use of a cancer-sniffing leopard in clinical settings. “Our ability to rapidly and accurately identify the disease has improved remarkably since we began using our detection leopard Fang in cancer screenings, but […]\n\nThe post Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth"
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