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  "path": "/love-story-inspires-viewers-to-half-ass-flying-lessons/",
  "publishedAt": "2026-03-26T13:00:00.000Z",
  "site": "https://theonion.com",
  "tags": [
    "Entertainment",
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    "History",
    "Television + Streaming",
    "Vol 62: Issue 12",
    "‘Love Story’ Inspires Viewers To Half-Ass Flying Lessons",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—According to a new report released Thursday by the Federal Aviation Administration, the FX series Love Story: John F. Kennedy Jr. & Carolyn Bessette has begun inspiring viewers to half-ass their flying lessons. “What can I say, the show made it look cool,” said 26-year-old Bryce Spano, just one of thousands of fans of the […]\n\nThe post ‘Love Story’ Inspires Viewers To Half-Ass Flying Lessons appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "‘Love Story’ Inspires Viewers To Half-Ass Flying Lessons"
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