Job Applicant Informed Role Of Pig Boy Has Been Filled

MILWAUKEE—Dashing his hopes of taking on the new opportunity, local job applicant Mark McCarthy was reportedly informed by email Wednesday that the role of pig boy had already been filled. “While we appreciate your obvious skill at eating up slop and rolling around in the mud on your fat, pink belly, we have moved forward […] The post Job Applicant Informed Role Of Pig Boy Has Been Filled  appeared first on The Onion.