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  "publishedAt": "2026-03-04T14:00:00.000Z",
  "site": "https://theonion.com",
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    "Vol 61: Issue 50",
    "Academy Museum Acquires Original Disney Adult",
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  "textContent": "LOS ANGELES—Unveiling the procurement at the opening of the new exhibition Fanaticals: Cinema’s Most Fearsome Freaks, the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures announced this week that it had acquired the original Disney adult. “We are thrilled to confirm that self-professed ‘Disnerd’ Rick Tomko is now a part of our permanent collection,” said Academy Museum spokesperson […]\n\nThe post Academy Museum Acquires Original Disney Adult appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Academy Museum Acquires Original Disney Adult"
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