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    "ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural",
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  "textContent": "MINNEAPOLIS—Bleeding profusely as he radioed for backup against the uncooperative crowd, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer was reportedly injured Tuesday after making repeated attempts to detain the people in a neighborhood mural. “I’ve got a couple dozen hostile and extremely large individuals impeding an officer—I need as many agents as you can send […]\n\nThe post ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural appeared first on The Onion.",
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