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  "textContent": "SAN ANTONIO—Remarking upon the charmed existence he had led since changing his course in life, former illustrator Allan Mansour confirmed Friday that the universe had practically been stumbling over itself to reward him for his decision to stop making art. “Gosh, my bank account is full, my personal life is flourishing, I have the respect […]\n\nThe post Universe Practically Stumbling Over Itself To Reward Man’s Decision To Stop Making Art appeared first on The Onion.",
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