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  "textContent": "ROCK ISLAND, IL—Taking a moment to reflect on treasured memories of their recently deceased family patriarch, grandchildren of the late Ronald Gorden reminisced Tuesday about how their grandfather was always there to mess up stuff their grandma had just cleaned. “If there’s one thing you could say about Grandpa, it’s that he was continually tracking […]\n\nThe post Grandpa Remembered For Messing Up Stuff Grandma Just Cleaned appeared first on The Onion.",
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