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  "publishedAt": "2026-02-12T20:10:55.000Z",
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    "Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—Hailing the move as a more wholesome and patriotic substitute for the current U.S. territory, conservative advocacy group Turning Point USA announced Thursday that it was setting up an alternative Puerto Rico. “Finally, Americans will be able to enjoy a family-friendly tropical paradise that actually celebrates traditional values,” said Turning Point CEO Erika Kirk, adding that the island would be known as “Port Rick,” a mistranslation of “Puerto Rico” that […]\n\nThe post Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico"
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