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  "description": "Elaine discovers Puddy's car radio is set to all Christian rock stations, and when he confirms he's religious but doesn't care that she's going to Hell, she drags him to a priest — who informs them they're both going to Hell for premarital sex. George masters the art of leaving on a high note.",
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  "title": "S09E16: The Burning",
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