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  "description": "Kramer wages war on junk mail by bricking up his mailbox and is abducted by the Postmaster General, who forces him to accept delivery. George's parents cut him loose, so he sexually propositions his cousin to force them back into his life.",
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  "title": "S09E05: The Junk Mail",
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