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  "description": "George integrates a pastrami sandwich into his sex life and ends up eating, watching TV, and having sex simultaneously until his girlfriend dumps him. Kramer stores his own blood at home to avoid bank fees, and when Jerry accidentally stabs himself in the jugular, the three pints save his life.",
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  "title": "S09E04: The Blood",
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