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  "description": "Sexual abstinence turns George into a genius while having the opposite effect on Elaine, who can barely form sentences. George uses his superbrain to prep a school assembly, then loses it all to a Portuguese waitress.",
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  "title": "S08E09: The Abstinence",
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