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  "description": "Elaine hoards 60 contraceptive sponges after they're taken off the market and subjects her boyfriend to a rigorous examination to determine if he's \"sponge-worthy.\" Kramer refuses to wear an AIDS ribbon at the walk and gets beaten up by ribbon bullies.",
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  "title": "S07E09: The Sponge",
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