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  "description": "George decides that every instinct he has is wrong and starts doing the opposite of everything, which gets him a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees, and his own apartment. Elaine's life collapses in the exact inverse — she loses her job, her boyfriend, and her apartment.",
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  "title": "S05E22: The Opposite",
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