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  "description": "Jerry's masseuse girlfriend refuses to give him a massage no matter how much he begs, but gladly works on Kramer. Elaine's boyfriend shares a name with serial killer Joel Rifkin, and the stadium PA announcement of his name terrifies everyone at the Giants game.",
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  "title": "S05E09: The Masseuse",
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