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  "description": "Jerry and Elaine are roped into being godparents and organizing a bris, where the mohel is so high-strung he accidentally circumcises Jerry's finger. Kramer is convinced the hospital is creating pig-men as part of a government conspiracy.",
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  "title": "S05E05: The Bris",
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