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  "description": "George takes over the neighborhood's alternate-side parking job and causes a gridlock that delays an ambulance, derails a Woody Allen shoot, and totals Jerry's rental car. Kramer lands one line in the movie — \"These pretzels are making me thirsty\" — and the whole group workshops it.",
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  "title": "S03E11: The Alternate Side",
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