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  "description": "George can't stop fixating on his girlfriend's nose despite knowing she's out of his league, and Kramer suggests surgery to her face. Jerry dates a woman so beautiful his brain and penis play chess for control of his body.",
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  "title": "S03E09: The Nose Job",
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