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  "description": "Jerry accepts a neighbor's astronaut pen in his parents' Florida retirement community, triggering a gossip wildfire that ends in a fistfight at the condo president's honor ceremony. Elaine sleeps on a sofa bed so bad she can't travel home for five days.",
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  "title": "S03E03: The Pen",
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