{
  "$type": "site.standard.document",
  "description": "George hires a plain secretary so he won't be tempted, sleeps with her immediately, and promises her a raise during sex that ends up making her salary higher than his. Kramer writes Uma Thurman's phone number on Jerry's dry cleaning ticket, then loses it.",
  "path": "/episodes/s06e09/",
  "publishedAt": "1994-12-08T00:00:00.000Z",
  "site": "at://did:plc:4z33k5fjzw2ew3u373pg7ku5/site.standard.publication/7zvnxgfpmmvyw",
  "title": "S06E09: The Secretary",
  "updatedAt": "2026-06-08T14:00:31.868Z"
}