{
  "path": "/posts/scan-sucks/",
  "text": "\nThis is a joke\n\n## Introduction\n\nScan is a sexy, smart guy, but recently, he's being a bad bad bad boy\n\n## Ragebaiter of the year\n\nDoes he seriously think he is funny? Like, this guy just goes and rage baits for fun, does he have a life, does he sleep?\n\n### No sleeping\n\nThis guy does NOT sleep at all, like people have to bully him into going to sleep else he won't, like, what! are you a babeh???\n\n### Being broke\n\nTHis guy can't afford ANYTHING, he came out with this scan's oss hosting thing just to cover that he is HOMELESS, just to show that he has money when indeed he, is BROKE.\n\n## Conclusion\n\nIs Scan really real? I don't know, i don't think we will ever know, but what i know is, that the chances of scan being real, are very low.\n",
  "$type": "site.standard.document",
  "title": "Is Scan really real?",
  "description": "Who does this guy think he is?",
  "publication": "at://did:plc:3i6uzuatdyk7rwfkrybynf5j/site.standard.publication/3minyqulb5s2c",
  "publishedAt": "2025-12-08T00:00:00.000Z"
}