Your favourite (euro)jank games

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                    Flawless victory was never on the cards for eurojank, but I honestly can't tell if it won or lost
                

An ode to the wonky yet wonderful projects of yesteryear, and their modern successors.

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What are your favourite janky games? Games that are almost painful to play but have something unique that allow you yo endure the bad UI, strange controls and/or terrible graphics.