My Eurovision song is pure Marmite but here’s why I know I won’t get ‘nul points’, says UK hopeful Look Mum No Computer

IN the long 29 years since the UK last won Eurovision, we have received the dreaded nul points not once but twice. And with the exception of Sam Ryder’s second place in 2022 with Space Man, we’ve rarely troubled the top of the leaderboard. But have all of our entries been pants? Or is it...