I went on my first Caribbean cruise with cabin butlers, onboard jazz clubs and private island stops

AS a veteran showbiz reporter, I’m used to free- flowing champagne, egomaniacal celebrities and all-round general excess. So who knew a Caribbean cruise could beat any A-lister party? Drawing back the curtains every morning, before me was a beautiful new backdrop. Different every day, and every day seemingly more stunning. No need for Instagram filters....