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  "publishedAt": "2026-02-08T00:31:54.000Z",
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  "textContent": "EVER been baffled by a notice? Don’t worry – there are many signs of madness around. We told this week how a £7,000 “duck crossing” warning was installed in a village — despite the birds having never been seen there. John Knott, who has lived in Daws Heath, Essex, for 25 years said: “It’s ludicrous....",
  "title": "The most pointless signs ever after duck crossing goes up in Essex village with no birds",
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